I used to wear glasses, but imo, they make me look even more hideous than I do without them

Took a while for me to get used to sticking contact lenses in my eyes, but they're hardly any bother at all once you're used to them. Just don't wear them to sleep or else you'll have a headache in the morning that kills you to death.
There was one occasion when my eye was really itchy, and while scratching it, a contact lens came out. I was walking around with only one eye open for the rest of the day. Having one eye open and the other closed puts a strain on you after a while

Anyway, I digress. I ban you because you're near-sighted, and it's nigh time to put you out of your misery
