Author Topic: The Vending Machine (Read 12286 times)

Mirenheart · « **on:** 2010-07-25 10:18:43 »

Quote from: ChilombiLite

In this game you insert a coin and the next poster tells you what you get, then inserts his/her own coin.

Observe:

Poster #1: *inserts coin*

Poster #2: You get a hammerhead shark!

*inserts coin*

***

Get it? Okay.

*inserts coin*

This game came from http://themusebunny.proboards.com/

On another, similar website that has this game, people are *inserting* some crazy things, like yoshi coins, Mario, and Bowser (to witch, the responce to Bowser was, "You get... I'm sorry, but your Princess is in another Vending machine."

Go ahead and *insert* whatever you like.

Have at it!

*Inserts a Canadian Penny*

Furzball · « **Reply #1 on:** 2010-07-26 00:58:10 »

*You get Maple syrup flavored lube.*

*Inserts Tifa coin*

Mirenheart · « **Reply #2 on:** 2010-07-26 01:00:24 »

You get some very sexy looking breasts.... From KFC

*inserts DK Banana coin*

Shankifer · « **Reply #3 on:** 2010-07-26 02:37:32 »

You get the master track of the donkey kong rap, on CD and a .45 ^.^

*Inserts 1,000,000,000 Gil*

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #4 on:** 2010-07-26 02:52:22 »

You get an overflow error.

*Inserts a caterpillar.

Mirenheart · « **Reply #5 on:** 2010-07-26 03:25:59 »

You get a cat... that ate a butterfly.

*Inserts a Glitch coin*

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #6 on:** 2010-07-26 03:27:29 »

You get MissingNo., the glitch Pokemon.

*Inserts 4GB flash drive*

Mirenheart · « **Reply #7 on:** 2010-07-26 03:30:11 »

You get 3.9GB worth of pr0n, and 0.1GB of Micky Mouse.

*Inserts a Coin insert slot*

Shankifer · « **Reply #8 on:** 2010-07-26 03:34:34 »

You've received the meaning of life. On the back are two warnings, 1. Good for one proving of a point. 2. Not for resale.

*Inserts 3 bags of Cheetos and a Mountain Dew*

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #9 on:** 2010-07-26 03:39:29 »

You get fat

*Inserts Super Mario mushroom thingy*

Chocobo_Girl · « **Reply #10 on:** 2010-07-26 04:55:43 »

You get bigger!

*inserts a dildo*

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #11 on:** 2010-07-26 16:27:01 »

A tentacle monster attacks you with a dildo covered in Tabasco sauce (I assume that wouldn't be very nice...

)

*inserts loli*

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #12 on:** 2010-07-26 17:41:03 »

That's sick and wrong, man!

Anyway, you get pop. Loli... pop! See what I did there??

*Inserts Star Wolf Image Macro (Internet Meme)*

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #13 on:** 2010-07-26 19:48:43 »

Hey, I'm sick and wrong, man!

Link bursts out of the vending machine and does that to you. Ouch!

*inserts iPhone 4*

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #14 on:** 2010-07-26 19:53:16 »

Quote from: Kudistos Megistos on 2010-07-26 19:48:43

Link bursts out of the vending machine and does that to you. Ouch!

Correct answer would've been: "Can't let you do that, Shadowseer!"

Anyway, you get an apple that someone has already taken a bite out of.

*Inserts a viking*

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #15 on:** 2010-07-26 19:54:20 »

A troll who's at least 60% Viking comes out

*inserts Native American*

Chocobo_Girl · « **Reply #16 on:** 2010-07-26 20:04:42 »

You get a loin cloth that has no butt flap.

*inserts Cloud Strife*

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #17 on:** 2010-07-26 20:05:57 »

You get a Dissidia texture

*inserts Tifa Lockhart*

Chocobo_Girl · « **Reply #18 on:** 2010-07-26 20:09:45 »

You get giant... enemy... bewbs!

*inserts a crab battle*

Masa-Buster · « **Reply #19 on:** 2010-07-26 20:16:53 »

You get a battle with a crab lose your eye, and your knife. You obtain a critical Hit 9999999999999 Damage ! Game over.

*Inserts a "Your Princess is in anoher castle" coin*

Cupcake · « **Reply #20 on:** 2010-07-26 21:29:46 »

You get a Toad

*Inserts self, if you catch my drift*

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #21 on:** 2010-07-26 21:48:42 »

You'll get triplets in about a year from now.

*Inserts grapes*

Shankifer · « **Reply #22 on:** 2010-07-26 22:04:39 »

you get raisins!

*Inserts child* (it wasn't easy

)

sithlord48 · « **Reply #23 on:** 2010-07-26 22:14:44 »

you get bronze shoe!

*inserts $3.50*

nikfrozty · « **Reply #24 on:** 2010-07-26 22:27:00 »

you get a lollipop

*inserts ff7 disc 1*