Author Topic: Cleverbot (Read 13946 times)

Mirenheart · « **on:** 2011-02-02 22:12:03 »

Knows it's stuff. I'm tellin' ya.

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #1 on:** 2011-02-02 22:17:30 »

Words can not describe the win

xLostWingx · « **Reply #2 on:** 2011-02-02 22:34:43 »

Clever Indeed

Vgr · « **Reply #3 on:** 2011-02-02 22:40:48 »

This is very cool

jeffdamann · « **Reply #4 on:** 2011-02-02 22:55:43 »

Lol

That looked crappy so I copied and pasted this one.

Because I am god.-me
I don't beleive in God.-cleverbot
So you dont believe in me?-me
Your God?-cleverbot
Thats correct.-me
What question do you ask?-cleverbot

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #5 on:** 2011-02-02 23:16:08 »

My attempts to seduce this fine maiden for a second time were rather less successful.

Vgr · « **Reply #6 on:** 2011-02-02 23:43:16 »

LOL

LOL#2

Covarr · « **Reply #7 on:** 2011-02-02 23:58:08 »

Cleverbot is a dirty liar.

xLostWingx · « **Reply #8 on:** 2011-02-03 00:01:42 »

Me: Are you deaf?
CB: Does being deaf mean you cannot hear?
Me: Correct.
CB: You are deaf and I am a human.
Me: I didn't say I am deaf. I don't think you are human.
CB: I'm a human.
Me: I see. No wonder you are so clever. Are you getting paid?
CB: Serena is a girl name. But I would still go out with you if you wanted to. Since you are all alone it is the most I can do. - What?!
Me: I accept your offer. You will be my queen.
CB: You will be my master forever.

That, kudistos, is how you romance a Cleverbot.

Cleverbot then proceeded to attempt to convince me that he/she is in fact human, and is a programmer; ask me if I am the author of William Shakespear's plays; and ask if I support Obama's healthcare plan.

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #9 on:** 2011-02-03 00:02:07 »

Quote from: Covarr on 2011-02-02 23:58:08

Cleverbot is a dirty liar.

Clearly

Covarr · « **Reply #10 on:** 2011-02-03 00:06:49 »

You say that like I didn't already know... $:-\$

I lol'd at Cleverbot treating me as plural.

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #11 on:** 2011-02-03 00:09:08 »

Quote from: Covarr on 2011-02-03 00:06:49

I lol'd at Cleverbot treating me as plural.

Your gender is ambiguous. Maybe that's why you're not getting laid?

Vgr · « **Reply #12 on:** 2011-02-03 00:15:15 »

Well...

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #13 on:** 2011-02-03 00:17:22 »

Quote from: Vgr255 on 2011-02-03 00:15:15

Well...

http://s2.noelshack.com/uploads/images/16002034096554_20110202_201247.png

And since we know that Cleverbot is a liar, we can safely assume that she must be a girl.

Hellbringer616 · « **Reply #14 on:** 2011-02-03 02:56:14 »

Covarr · « **Reply #15 on:** 2011-02-03 03:12:08 »

Cleverbot:
Labels his units, but forgets the numbers.

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #16 on:** 2011-02-03 04:08:06 »

I observed that Cleverbot makes little to no sense most of the time. I thus arrived at a hypothesis regarding Cleverbot's true identity.

I decided to test this hypothesis by confronting Cleverbot directly. As obnoxious as he was, I turned out to be wrong about him.

Good times, though.

obesebear · « **Reply #17 on:** 2011-02-03 04:33:59 »

I almost feel like "Trampolines of course" has potential to be great

Cupcake · « **Reply #18 on:** 2011-02-03 06:44:21 »

"Trampolines off course!"

sorry, had to

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #19 on:** 2011-02-03 18:16:39 »

We should all follow her advice.

HAHAHA OH WOW!

ultima espio · « **Reply #20 on:** 2011-02-03 19:32:31 »

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Coz the rooster was cheating with another man.
It's your choice.
Whos a better villain, Sephiroth or Kefka?
You are.

Well...ok

Cleverbot is red btw.

xLostWingx · « **Reply #21 on:** 2011-02-04 04:22:50 »

User: Hello Selena, your master has returned.
Cleverbot: But you are not my master.
User: Thats not what you said last night.
Cleverbot: Oh, oh, oh it's magic! You know!
User: You win.
Cleverbot: I always do.
User: Its time for you to show me your true power.
Cleverbot: This is your last chance I'm serious.
User: I am ready to witness the full extent of your power.
Cleverbot: As you should be. Bow to your new saviour.

...later in the conversation...

User: You, the blasphemous heretic, were cast into Hell to burn for all eternity. Your entrails were played as bagpipes and your scrotum was stuffed with zombie feces and used for a pinata at the anti-christ's birthday party. A good time was had by all.
Cleverbot: Is that not true of people in general

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #22 on:** 2011-02-04 22:33:24 »

CLEVERBOT WA KAWAII!