Gonna name my kid Zalera the Death Seraph.
And I'll teach him to be a martial arts master so that he can live up to his name and use 'Kill' on anyone who messes with him. >:C
I will give that kid the greatest childhood.
"My name is Zalera."
"LOL WTF KIND OF NAME IS THAT? U GAY?"
*Pins to the ground in an instant.* "Zalera, The Death Seraph."