Author Topic: Final Fairy Tales (Read 11460 times)

eerrrr · « **on:** 2001-03-01 22:02:00 »

I really want this to be a good topic. I thought we could write our own story using images from http://smilecwm.tripod.com/" TARGET=_blank>http://smilecwm.tripod.com/ and we could all join in! I'll start with some FF6 characters.....

Once upon a time, young http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/gau/laugh.gif" border=0> was enjoying himself with his friend http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/celes/laugh.gif" border=0>. They were having so much fun! Though they soon got bored of sitting there laughing at nothing, and decided to go on a journey........
(This is where you come in and make the next post with the characters and story).

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Jedimark · « **Reply #1 on:** 2001-03-02 15:31:00 »

This topic sucks eerrr!

Ant · « **Reply #2 on:** 2001-03-02 17:08:00 »

So.....

On their journey they decided to partake in a bit of the ole ULTRAVIOLENCE (Clockwork Orange !!). They were walking through a forest when they came across http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/kidrydia/front.gif" border=0> ,who was a little kid. http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/gau/laugh.gif" border=0> took out his baseball bat, raised it above his head and brought it crashing down on http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/kidrydia/front.gif" border=0>. Blood and brain went everywhere, http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/celes/laugh.gif" border=0> started laughing hystericaly and with shrieks of mirth brought her buster sword straight through the kids body.

After alleiviating the corpse of any possessions that the pair thought they could flog at the nearest gyppo market, they moved on.

They stumbled across a http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/chobo/walkr.gif" border=0>. They sliced its neck open and began feasting...

TO BE CONTINUED........

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Skillster/RedSarg99 · « **Reply #3 on:** 2001-03-02 18:04:00 »

what a sick sense of humour!!!

eerrrr · « **Reply #4 on:** 2001-03-02 20:58:00 »

Though suddenly

http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/celes/laugh.gif" border=0> stopped laughing

http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/celes/anger.gif" border=0>. She became serious and said something to

http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/gau/anger.gif" border=0>.

http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/gau/anger.gif" border=0>, I'm actually a whore".

http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/gau/anger.gif" border=0> didnt say anything, but soon got out his wallet and payed her

http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/gau/finger.gif" border=0> . He

http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/gau/dead2.gif" border=0> into bed with her, but they were inturrupted....

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eerrrr · « **Reply #5 on:** 2001-03-02 21:10:00 »

.....by a bunch of nasty looking bosses!

http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/ff6bosses/no128.gif" border=0> http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/ff6bosses/poltergeist.gif" border=0> http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/ff6bosses/airforce.gif" border=0> http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/ff6bosses/atmaweapon.gif" border=0> http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/ff6bosses/doom.gif" border=0>

What were http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/gau/battle.gif" border=0> and http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/celes/dead2.gif" border=0> going to do?

cHiBiMaRuKo · « **Reply #6 on:** 2001-03-02 22:17:00 »

Let me end this!

Both are scared to death as they have unequipped all the weapons and armours earlier. Then http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/ff6bosses/no128.gif" border=0> draw his wallet and give a Mastercard to http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/celes/dead2.gif" border=0> and ask "Do you accept Mastercard? I have Visa here if you don't." http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/celes/dead2.gif" border=0> then produced her card credit swiper, and say "Of course!". The other bosses then draw their Mastercard and Visa CC and give it to the laughing http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/celes/laugh.gif" border=0>. After that, both our heroes and the villains have a great time that night.

http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/celes/laugh.gif" border=0> is sure a PRO!

The end.

Wait for FF VII starring Cloud Strife and the big-bust Tifa. Ahahaha .

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StrayWings · « **Reply #7 on:** 2001-03-03 16:20:00 »

..You guys are terrible...

*haha..* but it sure was a good laugh!

Threesixty · « **Reply #8 on:** 2001-03-03 09:10:00 »

Geez

StrayWings · « **Reply #9 on:** 2001-03-03 14:13:00 »

I went to the web site.

It was cool! Nice spot for great Smilies...

Joey · « **Reply #10 on:** 2001-03-05 16:44:00 »

Nice and crazy. Wait till the developer of FF6 sees this.

Caddberry · « **Reply #11 on:** 2001-03-21 10:59:00 »

man i missed this post helluva laugh

eerrrr · « **Reply #12 on:** 2001-03-24 14:47:00 »

i think ill start a new one. here we go......

Once upon a time in a city called Spinninpillville http://cwmonkey.virtualave.net/s/ctchar/front.gif" border=0> was happilly in his room masturbating http://cwmonkey.virtualave.net/s/ctchar/back.gif" border=0>. When he stoppped playing he went round to his mates house,http://cwmonkey.virtualave.net/s/leo/anger.gif" border=0>. He waited for him to finish bumming http://cwmonkey.virtualave.net/s/poke1/025.gif" border=0> and asked if he wanted to goto town. But on the way something stranged happened.........

halkun · « **Reply #13 on:** 2001-03-24 16:05:00 »

"bumming" huh?
In American english a "bum" is someone who is homeless. Bumming has differnt meanings here in america. Here it means 1) to borrow something because you don't have enough money (i.e. being bum) .2) to hang around town doing nothing. (bums with nowhere to go) 3) to be depressed emotonaly

eg 1) -borrow
"I bumming a cigeritte off of james"
"I need to bum a lighter from you"

eg 2) -go out
"Me and sally are going bumming downtown"

eg3) -depressed
"I don't feel good, I'm seriosly bumming"

I just thought is was funny. I remeber in high school the forgin exchange student from england (a girl) asked if she could have a "rubber"
I went to the bathroom, bought a condom and gave it to her. I guess she didn't quite get it. Heven forbid she would ask for me to "knock her up in the morning"

Caddberry · « **Reply #14 on:** 2001-03-25 12:03:00 »

LoL jesus christ.. but yes it is so easy to confuse words like that.. its like english is terrible for that.. people use so much slang even from north to south its almost a different language

eerrrr · « **Reply #15 on:** 2001-03-25 15:31:00 »

lol, thats a very funny story. yeah we call homeless ppl bums in england too, i always call my best mate a bum too. in case you hadnt realised when i wrote bumming i ment giving pikachu one up the arse. anyway enough of that naughty stuff, anyone want to carry the story on?

Sephiroth 3D · « **Reply #16 on:** 2001-03-27 09:30:00 »

http://cwmonkey.virtualave.net/s/ctchar/front.gif" border=0> points above the trees. "Look! My God! What are those?"

http://cwmonkey.virtualave.net/s/edgar/shock.gif" border=0> "That's a http://cwmonkey.virtualave.net/s/gundam/tallgeese_breath.gif" border=0> and a http://cwmonkey.virtualave.net/s/gundam/wingzero_breath.gif" border=0> fighting it out!" http://cwmonkey.virtualave.net/s/edgar/anger.gif" border=0> replied. "Their gonna step on us!!"

http://cwmonkey.virtualave.net/s/ctchar3/cwalkdown.gif" border=0> and http://cwmonkey.virtualave.net/s/edgar/walkf.gif" border=0> ran as fast as they could until...

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