The Real Vincent Valentine...?

[Undesirable]

I would like to tell you guys about a person where I work who has actually dubbed himself "Vincent Valentine" in real life. No joke, it's his real changed name. Basically, he struts about the place as if he owns the world, running down the stairs kicking the air, making "martial arts noises" at every floor, etc. I'd love to see him with his full gear on, metal hand, bandana etc. just for laughs. Poor guy... is there no hope for him? He's gonna have to have plastic surgery when Advent Children comes out, though.

I haven't been able to take a pic of this guy, as I was worried he'd perform his level 4 limit break on me...

[Caddberry]

Oh my god.. LoL

Thats a bit much.. Changing your name to the name of a videogame character.. And acting arrogant.. I hate, despise.. LOATHE arrogance.. Especially when the arrogant person in question is some huge ass nerd that hasnt realized that they are totally moronic, while having so little self-worth they change their name and ADOPT a whole new personality..

Thats insane.. This guy has some problems..

[ice_cold513]

hummm take a pic and if he say anything. Say your name is cid or some thing. anyway you got any girls workmates. Who think thay are Tifi just saying like

[Bunnie-Maru]

Pfftt, what about that chick that sold her name on eBay? Her real name is some kind of website. Forgot which one, just remember watching it on the news.  

[Jedimark]

Forgot which one, just remember watching it on the news.  

Hahaha, so the advertising worked then

[J*** H*******]

I would like to tell you guys about a person where I work who has actually dubbed himself "Vincent Valentine" in real life.

Oh, I get it. This is like one of those things where people ask for an advice in an embarrassing situation; the "my friend has this problem"-scenario.

Go ahead and admit that you are talking about yourself. It sure wouldn't make you look any more foolish than you already do.

[Bunnie-Maru]

www.goldenpalacecasino.com is her new name now.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20050330/D894UQ1G0.html

[Undesirable]

Go ahead and admit that you are talking about yourself. It sure wouldn't make you look any more foolish than you already do.

I knew you'd storm in here and write something like that, Jari. Such an assuming response, as well as predictable.

[J*** H*******]

I knew you'd storm in here and write something like that, Jari. Such an assuming response, as well as predictable.

So, the truth is beginning to dawn even to you.

We are waiting with bated breath for you to figure out the cause and effect, now. Should happen any time now, in the next decade or so, no doubt.

[Undesirable]

I knew you'd storm in here and write something like that, Jari. Such an assuming response, as well as predictable.

So, the truth is beginning to dawn even to you.

Good. Well that discredits any further insults you may direct towards me, so there's no need for me to respond to them anymore, which is convenient.

We are waiting with bated breath for you to figure out the cause and effect, now. Should happen any time now, in the next decade or so, no doubt.

Cause: you don't know when to shut up. Effect: none on me really. Especially as I'm under instructions not to argue with you anymore.

[J*** H*******]

Good. Well that discredits any further insults you may direct towards me, so there's no need for me to respond to them anymore, which is convenient.

This would be under your own very special logic, yes?

Cause: you don't know when to shut up. Effect: none on me really.

Again you get confused with words. I'll help you: Cause: Undesirable bitches. Effect: Undesirable gets smoked out.

Especially as I'm under instructions not to argue with you anymore.

Awww.

[Undesirable]

Good. Well that discredits any further insults you may direct towards me, so there's no need for me to respond to them anymore, which is convenient.

This would be under your own very special logic, yes?

Not special; just difficult for you to understand, apparently. Put simply: if all your arguments are going to be predictable and based on petty assumptions (of which you have just admitted by saying that "the truth is beginning to dawn on me", even if I have known the truth all the while), then I have no reason (or further desire) to respond to them.

Again you get confused with words.

The words were correct. As usual, your interpretation of them was wrong.

By the way; just because I am about to stop arguing now, it doesn't mean you've won in any way, shape or form. Anything you say, I can respond to. I really could have argued until hell froze over if my hands weren't being tied. That's it and that's all.

[Nanaki]

Jari Quit attacking Undesirable *whap*
Undesirable Quit responding to his Quips *whap*

Cool get a pic of the dude before and after  + tell him Vincent uses a gun (until limit breaks) + tell him Vincent is the QUIET type.

[Undesirable]

tell him Vincent uses a gun (until limit breaks) + tell him Vincent is the QUIET type.

That's what we're worried about. Maybe his personality is so unstable that one day he will bring a gun into work and attempt to blow us away. I say attempt, since I keep my Desert Eagle .50 AE securely nestled in it's holster, ready to dish out justice (j/k) .

[Nanaki]

That's what we're worried about. Maybe his personality is so unstable that one day he will bring a gun into work and attempt to blow us away. I say attempt, since I keep my Desert Eagle .50 AE securely nestled in it's holster, ready to dish out justice (j/k) .

heh i dont think he'll get anywhere with Deathpenalty or Shotgun or Winchester on him ...
you'd better learn how to disable Quicksilver ^_^ (or any other hand gun)
just to see him lose character and cry. muah ha ha

[Abiko_Tatsukani]

How dare he mock my Vincent   ... He must be smited with a good slap to the face with a newspaper "BAD! BAD! NO TREAT FOR YOU!" Anyhow... if you go to the theory of multiple realities, Vincent does exist... just not here... and it sure as heck wouldn't be that guy.

At least I hope not...

[Nanaki]

How dare he mock my Vincent

your vincent hey im a fan too im just trying to correct the *really* bad imitation
(welcome)

[Tifa Lockheart]

Lots of people are fans of him, especially here, but it would seem that this guy is obsessed with him. I mean, we all have our little fantasies (and none of you can deny it, before you start) and some of us live them, but to take a fantasy from a video game and try and realise it is extremely sad. Has anyone tried telling him what a jerk he's being and that he has no concept whatsoever of the true character of Vincent Valentine? If you have, then I'm not sure what to do aside from book him an appointment with the local psychiatrist.

Yeah, sorry I've been away for a while, (not that any of you would have noticed)...I didn't have much to say, but I'm back now..!!

Oh, and er, welcome, Abiko!!

[rmco2003]

I really could have argued until hell froze over

Actually, in the 9th level of hell there's nothing but ice, and Satan lives there.

[ShinRa Inc]

I remember when everyone here got along.

 -_-

[Nanaki]

as do i
but with neither of them coming on anymore the endless Quoting wars will end.

[Tifa Lockheart]

The mere fact tyhat you have to remember those times is sad.......we should all get along, still. Anyway, one of them is banned, the other has a warning, at least things may quieten down again............. :erm:
Well, I think I speak for everyone when I say..."At least, I hope it will......."