Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish (Read 168754 times)

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #350 on:** 2009-01-31 00:30:20 »

That would be awesome.

Granted, but for better or for worse, it's designed specifically for Windows 98.

I wish for a new, working computer that actually has some longevity, unlike the one I'm typing on at the moment which is gradually falling apart.

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #351 on:** 2009-01-31 09:12:54 »

Granted, but you have to keep it for the rest of your life as your only computer and it can't be upgraded, so within several years it will no longer have enough power to deal with contemporary operating systems.

I wish that copyright would expire on software 5 years after it stops being published and that these changes would apply retroactively (too long too wait for people who really want it, so that the companies don't go out of business, but a short enough time for the classic games of the 3rd 4th and 5th generations to become free today)

Olie · « **Reply #352 on:** 2009-01-31 13:23:58 »

Quote from: Leighos Kudistos Megistos on 2009-01-31 09:12:54

Granted, but you have to keep it for the rest of your life as your only computer and it can't be upgraded, so within several years it will no longer have enough power to deal with contemporary operating systems.

I wish that copyright would expire on software 5 years after it stops being published and that these changes would apply retroactively (too long too wait for people who really want it, so that the companies don't go out of business, but a short enough time for the classic games of the 3rd 4th and 5th generations to become free today)

Granted, but new hard ware in 5 years cannot run 5 year old games, so you need to recode half of it lmfao

i wish there was graphics card that had 12gb of vram and could run crysis @ 1000fps maxxed out @ 2560x1600

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #353 on:** 2009-01-31 13:27:55 »

Granted, but it can only run Crysis, nothing else.

I wish that laptops were as powerful as desktops at the same price.

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #354 on:** 2009-02-01 02:30:52 »

Granted. The power of desktops shall be altered to equal that of laptops.

I wish I was enough of a genius to ace my exams without revising for them.

Prince Lex · « **Reply #355 on:** 2009-02-01 02:35:34 »

Granted, but now you have no arms and cannot write the papers.

I wish I could pause time.

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #356 on:** 2009-02-01 04:25:13 »

Granted, but you won't be able to unpause it, because pausing time pauses everything, including you.

I'm hungry. I wish I had a box of jelly doughnuts

ChaosControl · « **Reply #357 on:** 2009-02-01 10:58:28 »

Granted but they're expired.

I wish for a new car.

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #358 on:** 2009-02-02 20:06:46 »

Granted, but it's smaller than a Mini, slower than a tractor and uses more fuel than a Ferrari.

I wish for the next generation of consoles to use these (at a reasonable price).

Prince Lex · « **Reply #359 on:** 2009-02-02 21:44:26 »

Granted, but it won't be released for another 400 years, and by then humanity will no longer exist.

I wish I could fly ^_^

Tsetra · « **Reply #360 on:** 2009-02-02 21:50:40 »

Combo Breaker.

Corrupt-A-Topic.

*runs*

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #361 on:** 2009-02-02 22:17:17 »

... Okay...?

Time to corrupt Prince Lex's wish.

Granted. Not only do you get two large, white-feathered wings, you also get very tired of people staring at you everyday as you walk by. Some might even ask you if you played the part of the winged dude in X-Men.

I wish I could breathe with zero difficulty underwater (if you get to be the bird, then I get to be the fish!!).

Tsetra · « **Reply #362 on:** 2009-02-02 22:29:26 »

Quote from: Shadowseer on 2009-02-02 22:17:17

... Okay...?

You lost the game.

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #363 on:** 2009-02-03 13:04:31 »

Quote from: Shadowseer on 2009-02-02 22:17:17

I wish I could breathe with zero difficulty underwater (if you get to be the bird, then I get to be the fish!!).

Granted, but you can't breathe on dry land.

I wish that we knew exactly how the FF7 World Map system works

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #364 on:** 2009-02-03 22:26:48 »

Granted, but changing the encounters or geography of the world map will crash the game, and we never find out why.

I wish I was fluent in every language used on Earth.

ChaosControl · « **Reply #365 on:** 2009-02-04 10:19:59 »

Quote from: Shadowseer on 2009-02-03 22:26:48

Granted, but changing the encounters or geography of the world map will crash the game, and we never find out why.

I wish I was fluent in every language used on Earth.

Granted, but aliens abduct you.

I wish for a giant pet. As in a dinosaur or something.

Prince Lex · « **Reply #366 on:** 2009-02-04 11:03:30 »

Granted, your new pet dinosaur enjoys the taste of your bones. Crunch Crunch.

I wish I could use materia in real life ^_^

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #367 on:** 2009-02-04 11:06:57 »

Granted, but only support materia, nothing else.

I wish my clothes would wash themselves.

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #368 on:** 2009-02-04 12:11:45 »

Granted, they develop minds of their own as well as the ability to move and perfrom various tasks. However, they become so obsessed with cleanliness that they rebel against you (your socks are among the clothes most outraged by their value in life). You have to fight your own clothes just to keep them on.

I wish I had complete power over the minds of others

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #369 on:** 2009-02-04 12:33:47 »

Granted, but since you know that people are only acting as they do because you are controlling them, you never experience they joy of true love or friendship.

I wish I were as smart as I am handsome

ChaosControl · « **Reply #370 on:** 2009-02-04 19:51:39 »

Granted, but then you'd be me. Which is quantum-theoreticly impossible.

I wish for a new fantastic anime to watch

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #371 on:** 2009-02-04 19:58:56 »

Granted, but it gets dropped after three episodes, just after a big cliff-hanger.

I wish there were a strong positive correlation between time spend on the interwebs and coolness.

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #372 on:** 2009-02-04 22:07:09 »

Granted, but your internet connection stops working with regrettable timing, just as you thought you were getting a little cooler.

I wish for a Mac with 100% compatibility with PC programs.

Prince Lex · « **Reply #373 on:** 2009-02-05 09:31:54 »

Granted, but Mac's are crap, and it therefore dies the second you get it.

I wish Glasgow had better weather.

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #374 on:** 2009-02-05 10:50:34 »

OK, but it's my idea of "better". Basically your new weather is the same as before, but with more snow.

I wish I didn't have an essay due in today.