Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish (Read 159983 times)

BrokenCrowe (Mendelevium) · « **Reply #400 on:** 2009-04-26 20:21:48 »

granted... but after you buy it Yuffie swooops down and steals all of your materia >>

I wish that i knew how to work a computer xD

OH apologies i'm not sure if this is a dead topic.... i just realized it said hasnt been posted in for 60 days.. so sorry if i revived a dead topic

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #401 on:** 2009-04-26 20:53:43 »

OK, you now know how to work a computer, but you forget how to work your arms and legs.

I wish that a had a device that could erase the last 10 seconds from the memory of people within earshot whenever I said something stupid or inappropriate.

nfitc1 · « **Reply #402 on:** 2009-04-27 17:44:24 »

granted....but it's not portable and requires a ten-mile radius of an atom smasher just to power it.

I wish I could change into any character (real or fictional) I wanted at any time I wanted, as many times as I wanted, and gain all of that character's abilities.

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #403 on:** 2009-04-27 19:38:22 »

Real characters, you say?

Granted. You get very drunk and decide to troll everyone by turning yourself into Osama bin Laden. You are promptly assassinated.

I wish that people wouldn't follow instructions to save things as javascript files and then open them.

guitar_dudester91 · « **Reply #404 on:** 2009-04-28 12:23:00 »

Granted. People don't follow instructions and the world as we know it ends.

I wish that that I had a 4 foot long buster sword and materia fused into my bloodstream.

Prince Lex · « **Reply #405 on:** 2009-04-28 19:17:04 »

Granted, but the materia poisons you and you die.

I wish I got paid to post on these forums...

Aali · « **Reply #406 on:** 2009-04-28 19:39:01 »

Granted, but that's the only thing you'll be doing for the rest of your life.

I wish I had cheese in my fridge.

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #407 on:** 2009-04-29 10:03:04 »

Granted, but it'll come with a load of rats.

I wish that people were physically forced to follow the forum rules somehow.

guitar_dudester91 · « **Reply #408 on:** 2009-04-29 20:35:35 »

Granted. But now the A.I. unit you programmed to control the forums has taken over the world and has enslaved humanity.

I wish that I could fly.

fear · « **Reply #409 on:** 2009-04-29 21:59:44 »

You could fly ..but only till you hit the bottom of the cliff

I wish i had a wish that was not corruptible ... or.. something..

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #410 on:** 2009-05-01 14:42:53 »

OK, but the wish you just made is the only one that gets granted: your incorruptible wish doesn't come true.

I wish that I hadn't chosen a humanities subject for my degree.

guitar_dudester91 · « **Reply #411 on:** 2009-05-01 21:34:38 »

Granted. You choose a degree in Chemical testing, only to have your lab blow up and release a world wide epidemic.

I wish that was a super hero.

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #412 on:** 2009-05-03 03:52:40 »

Granted, but your life won't last much longer (thx to LKM's pandemic).

I wish for guaranteed A*s on my upcoming exams.

BrokenCrowe (Mendelevium) · « **Reply #413 on:** 2009-05-03 04:08:09 »

Granted but you fail the courses

I wish I knew the meaning of life ^.^

guitar_dudester91 · « **Reply #414 on:** 2009-05-03 04:50:15 »

Granted. But with the meaning of life you also learn the meaning of death, and the information is too much for you to handle.

I wished I hadn't fucked up things with my girlfriend tonight.

Prince Lex · « **Reply #415 on:** 2009-05-04 01:58:20 »

Granted, but you now find her extremely unattractive and everything she says to you now instantly puts you off...

I wish I could sleep at normal times.

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #416 on:** 2009-05-07 02:01:15 »

Granted. But these are not normal times, with the Swine Flu and the economic crisis... you'll be sleep-deprived for a while.

I wish I could change my physical appearance at will.

guitar_dudester91 · « **Reply #417 on:** 2009-05-07 03:26:33 »

Granted. But soon you lose control of this power and are stuck with the appearance of Osama bin Laden, and are assassinated,

I wish I was done with school.

Aurenasek116 · « **Reply #418 on:** 2009-05-07 08:56:45 »

Granted. You got kicked out of school with no way of comming back.

I wish FF7 Remake came out already (lulz.)

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #419 on:** 2009-05-07 19:05:59 »

Granted. It was remade for Japanese mobile phones, just like Before Crisis.

I wish for Chrono Trigger and the 2D Final Fantasies to be remade for the PS3 with FF7-style graphics (yeah, I like them; I'm weird

) and no other changes from the originals besides more polished translation and released in the UK.

Aurenasek116 · « **Reply #420 on:** 2009-05-07 19:49:48 »

Granted. But it's only done for Her Majesty and only she can play it.

guitar_dudester91 · « **Reply #421 on:** 2009-05-07 20:47:13 »

Hmmm no wish to grant. Well my relationship from an earlier post is now fixed if anybody cares lol. So that wish was granted.

Ummm I wish that I owned a Witchblade.

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #422 on:** 2009-05-08 07:15:24 »

Granted, but your girlfriend steals it and doesn't give it back, bringing about another threat to your relationship.

I don't know why she would do that, it just felt like a witty response.

I wish for unlimited RAM.

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #423 on:** 2009-05-14 00:12:56 »

Granted. You are attacked by an endless stream of male sheep.

I wish I would never get 404s.

Aurenasek116 · « **Reply #424 on:** 2009-05-14 11:27:16 »

Granted but you will now get Error 505 on every site you try going on.

I wish Linux fully supported DX9,10 and 11.