Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish (Read 181930 times)

Lieron · « **Reply #100 on:** 2006-02-22 00:36:50 »

Granted, but a bunch of eco-terrorists blow it up ^^

I wish the scream scene in FFX never happened

Relf · « **Reply #101 on:** 2006-02-22 01:16:18 »

Quote from: Lieron

I wish the scream scene in FFX never happened

Granted, and I have no wish to corrupt this.

I wish FFX-2 simply wasnt.

Midgar · « **Reply #102 on:** 2006-02-22 02:08:24 »

I hated that scene too. But since this is corrupt wishes.. instead there is a 100 other scenes you must watch, each quite long in which you must watch, because as we all know, there is no way to skip through these scenes...

Granted, however there is a horrible replacement for it, FFVII-2, in which Aeris comes back to life and then makes every woman a slayer and every man into a Cloud clone.

My Desire: "If only FFX simply wasn't (so there wouldn't be a dumbass running around with a horrible storyline, not to mention the famous shinra scene in FFX-2)!"

-gone away- · « **Reply #103 on:** 2006-02-22 04:10:47 »

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My Desire: "If only FFX simply wasn't (so there wouldn't be a dumbass running around with a horrible storyline, not to mention the famous shinra scene in FFX-2)!"

Granted ... althought i have no idea what your trying to say so i could've just granted anything.

I wish people would start comming up with funny & whitty responses rather than the usual "It's poisoned you die" or "Granted... but your now dead".

Midgar · « **Reply #104 on:** 2006-02-22 05:12:21 »

Granted, but now its poisoned and you die, which I granted, but your dead. However, people start using these faces in because they :love: you even though you are

and we feel -_- you for being so recklessly

and :wicked: all the time. You always :erm: us with your responces and make us

in despair everytime we read your posts, it makes us :isee: and :z all the time, mostly :weep: . We would love you to make witty responces too to

us and make the rest of us

. Thank you!

I want someone to use more faces than I did.

Lieron · « **Reply #105 on:** 2006-02-22 05:54:44 »

Granted, but you're blind (somehow you know this without reading, since you're blind) and so it holds no relevance anymore

I wish that I could run the 100 meter dash in under 9 seconds

ChaosControl · « **Reply #106 on:** 2006-02-22 07:24:17 »

Quote from: Lieron

Granted, but you're blind (somehow you know this without reading, since you're blind) and so it holds no relevance anymore

I wish that I could run the 100 meter dash in under 9 seconds

Granted, but in the special olympics >.>

I wish everything was the same as now but me being able to fly, so nothing changes, no meteors crushing me or whatsoever

Goku7 · « **Reply #107 on:** 2006-02-22 07:53:43 »

Quote from: Midgar

Granted, but now its poisoned and you die, which I granted, but your dead. However, people start using these faces in because they :love: you even though you are and we feel -_- you for being so recklessly and :wicked: all the time. You always :erm: us with your responces and make us in despair everytime we read your posts, it makes us :isee: and :z all the time, mostly :weep: . We would love you to make witty responces too to us and make the rest of us . Thank you!

*dies laughing*

Qhimm · « **Reply #108 on:** 2006-02-22 11:20:00 »

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*dies laughing*

Heh, wonder whose wish that was.

L. Spiro · « **Reply #109 on:** 2006-02-22 12:18:02 »

Granted, however since nothing else changes, you end up not knowing you have the ability to fly, just as you donâ€™t now.

I wish I didnâ€™t have to pay taxes.

Qhimm · « **Reply #110 on:** 2006-02-22 12:24:40 »

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I wish I didnâ€™t have to pay taxes.

Granted, but it's because you have no income.

I wish these (software) bugs were easier to find and fix.

FeuFeu · « **Reply #111 on:** 2006-02-22 16:52:00 »

Granted. This way, software development becomes easy and we developers are all replaced by code generators.

I wish I had the power to "pause" the time and be able to act during this pause.

Midgar · « **Reply #112 on:** 2006-02-22 23:32:20 »

You gain the ability, but then you are

that you cannot see anything anymore. You get -_- and then you try to become :wicked: by hitting everything in your way, trying to make people :weep: but you end up making us very very

by looking like a fool. You are now :z and you get extremely

and try to be cool by wearing

but still bump into things and look :erm: everytime you do that. You get very

because girls don't like guys that bump into stuff. You end up being :isee: and we are :love: with you, because you make us

so freaking much. Hopefully you will have a

day tomorrow.

If only I could get a 5.8GPA, even though I have a 2.47...

Qhimm · « **Reply #113 on:** 2006-02-23 00:15:49 »

It's only innovative the first time...

Lieron · « **Reply #114 on:** 2006-02-23 00:30:53 »

Granted, but you become paralyzed right before you discover time powers

I wish i had my own 100% loyal robot

-gone away- · « **Reply #115 on:** 2006-02-23 00:35:22 »

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I wish i had my own 100% loyal robot

Granted, its marvin from hitchhickersg2tg.

I wish i knew what to wish for.

Midgar · « **Reply #116 on:** 2006-02-23 01:14:18 »

Granted, you wish for mine to be unchangeable.

I want a magic rug that cannot be altered, and can do anything on my command, which cannot be destroyed or changed in any way by me, and the first thing I cast is for me not to be change by anything I don't want to.
That was like 10, try and break it!

Lieron · « **Reply #117 on:** 2006-02-23 05:42:41 »

Granted, but you get drunk and in a blind rage you destroy the whole universe

I wish that I had a secret machine that did all my work and i would know how it did it and no one would ever find out

Qhimm · « **Reply #118 on:** 2006-02-23 11:37:35 »

Quote from: Lieron

I wish that I had a secret machine that did all my work and i would know how it did it and no one would ever find out

Granted, but it goes out and commits murder, which you are later sentenced for since you knew everything about it and no one ever found out about the machine.

I wish my mom didn't have to die. There, let's see just how evil you are!

Emerald Weapon · « **Reply #119 on:** 2006-02-23 12:22:44 »

Granted, however in order for her to remain immortal she has to eat souls of harmless 11-year old cute little girls. Or those of the W. Bush family...

I wish I could teleport to where-ever I want without any chance of failure and always exactly knowing what I'm doing and what will happen.

L. Spiro · « **Reply #120 on:** 2006-02-23 14:32:36 »

Granted. A remote island is soon named â€œwhere-ever I wantâ€ and you can teleport to it 100% successfully.

I wish Naruto would hurry up and download.

Izban · « **Reply #121 on:** 2006-02-23 14:37:18 »

Granted but a couple of terrorists come and take you away wearing bush propaganda

i wish for the worlds most comfortable underwear that fit me

RW_66 · « **Reply #122 on:** 2006-02-23 15:48:02 »

Granted.. however, they're womens panties and the only place they'll fit is on your head. *heh, heh!*

I wish George Washington could be resurrected and re-elected to president of the US..

Otokoshi · « **Reply #123 on:** 2006-02-23 16:30:28 »

Granted, but he is set in his old revolutionary ways. He declares war on England for no reason.

I wish George W. Bush would not sell 6 major east coast ports to Dubai.

steven · « **Reply #124 on:** 2006-02-23 21:08:17 »

Quote from: Otokoshi

Granted, but he is set in his old revolutionary ways. He declares war on England for no reason.

I wish George W. Bush would not sell 6 major east coast ports to Dubai.

gramted, he sells them to bill gates.

I wish I had a working copy of win 2k pro so I can get my laptop working.