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« on: 2001-12-13 01:49:00 »
"The Mourning"

I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still,
When suddenly a tiny bird,
Perched on my window sill,

He sang a song so lovely,
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles,
Began to slip away,

He sang of far off places,
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
Brought up the morning sun.

I stirred beneath the covers,
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the window,
And crushed his @#%$ing head,

I'm not a morning person.


i thought this was worth sharing: i still laugh every time i read it. (But maybe thats jsut because theres a lot of memories that go along with it)


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[edited] 249 2001-12-20 23:47
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« Reply #1 on: 2001-12-13 03:50:00 »
My friend has 10 books of extremely sick poems. Here's a few, in webdings font to prevent....you know...


"now that's what I call a real screw on the wall!",
A female reporter said, and ejaculated a lot,
"Wow, its...its...lifesize...," a few more turned sexy,
Chiew Wai protested "Ieh, I'm onlee demo only!"

"Could we...fuck?" someone said, masturbating,
Fatty said,"Think I'll go, maybe I'm disturbing,
"Whiet! Whiet!" Chiew Wai called but was pulled by a girl,
Who proceeded to expose the swollen genital.

"Ooooh, big, ah, what a dear," came a few reporters in unison,
Chiew Wai turned red, worse than an onion,
"Ieh, I ah, fitteen years onlee, hiow to hiave siex?"
Chiew Wai pleaded, his dick turned black.


The author of the sick poem lives in Petaling, Malaysia.
To view: Copy the webdings text and paste it onto notepad.
 
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« Reply #2 on: 2001-12-13 21:06:00 »
i proabably could have lived without have to have sen that... i wonder is anyone can read webdings.... seems like a useful skill.... cause you never know then some is going to post a POEM in it...
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« Reply #3 on: 2001-12-13 21:17:00 »
Spoiler: show
Theres always the spoiler tag, joey :smile:
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« Reply #4 on: 2001-12-13 23:41:00 »
So, that's what the spoiler does.
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« Reply #5 on: 2001-12-13 23:54:00 »
yup, great huh?
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« Reply #6 on: 2001-12-14 00:34:00 »
how does one use a spoiler?
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« Reply #7 on: 2001-12-14 00:38:00 »
that was me opps...
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« Reply #8 on: 2001-12-14 01:09:00 »
bbcode:
Code: [Select]
[spoiler] i like pie [/spoiler]

hmmm.... that didnt work too well........
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« Reply #9 on: 2001-12-14 01:10:00 »
[ spoiler ] i like pie [ /spoiler ] without the spaces
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« Reply #10 on: 2001-12-14 02:39:00 »
oh... :z
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« Reply #11 on: 2001-12-14 08:03:00 »
"now that's what I call a real screw on the wall!",
A female reporter said, and ejaculated a lot,
"Wow, its...its...lifesize...," a few more turned sexy,
Chiew Wai protested "Ieh, I'm onlee demo only!"

"Could we...fuck?" someone said, masturbating,
Fatty said,"Think I'll go, maybe I'm disturbing,
"Whiet! Whiet!" Chiew Wai called but was pulled by a girl,
Who proceeded to expose the swollen genital.

"Ooooh, big, ah, what a dear," came a few reporters in unison,
Chiew Wai turned red, worse than an onion,
"Ieh, I ah, fitteen years onlee, hiow to hiave siex?"
Chiew Wai pleaded, his dick turned black.

I think that lost something in the translation.... :smile:
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« Reply #12 on: 2001-12-14 13:19:00 »
i wonder why some one would write that? kinda of funny though.

Spoiler: show
yea it worked.
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« Reply #13 on: 2001-12-14 21:19:00 »
thats digusting.
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« Reply #14 on: 2001-12-14 22:12:00 »
not digusting just classicly funny. didn't you read it in notepad? :???:
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« Reply #15 on: 2001-12-14 22:27:00 »
its not even really a poem. how stupid.  -_-
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« Reply #16 on: 2001-12-14 22:49:00 »
pesimist
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« Reply #17 on: 2001-12-14 22:57:00 »
optimists are backwards.....
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« Reply #18 on: 2001-12-14 23:10:00 »
yea but so are pesimists. either is bad you need to have a mix of both. or more desierable 2 personalities. one excessivly happy one always mad.  you could havea tv show.
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« Reply #19 on: 2001-12-14 23:12:00 »
yes, backwards to optimists.

its my own little twisted for of the Reflexive property
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« Reply #20 on: 2001-12-15 10:40:00 »
Well, I know why someone would do that. For your info, the characters in his poems are real people consisting of his teachers in school and people that he hates. That Chiew Wai guy really speaks like that and he is irratating to my friend, so he's in the book. He got canned by the dicipline teacher for a few times and...

Spoiler: show

"Eh, where did Mr. f***er went to? " A reporter asked Lemmes,
Who cried, "I AKAN BEAT ATAS KAU PUNYA CLITORIS!",
(It's malay+english, translation = I will beat on your clitoris)
"DARE UNTUK CALL SAYA f***ER!" Lemmes protested,
(Dare to call me f***er!)
The reporter shirecked and her clitoris deflated.


Lemmes = Lend me your vagina (Rearranged from his dicipline teacher's name, Mr. Ramasinggam)

Fatty f***er = His Gym teacher's nickname, very fat. My friend hates him because he forces him to play football when he prefers to play magic cards.

I can be an optimist and a pessimist at the same time(I talk a lot.)
I can be anyone anytime once I get a person's behavior pattern. So is my girlfriend but she is much, much more destructive than me.
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« Reply #21 on: 2001-12-15 10:47:00 »
My friend has 10 of this books. I have book 9 with me.  :roll:
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« Reply #22 on: 2001-12-15 17:46:00 »
[spolier]one just has to wonder why. that was even weirder that the first one....ok you havea girlfriend does you friend have one? oh well. i whish i have poem like thoes to share :weep:[/spoiler]
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« Reply #23 on: 2001-12-15 17:47:00 »
that was me... thought i was logged in.....
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« Reply #24 on: 2001-12-15 22:47:00 »
Spoiler: show
 There once was a woman from venus,
Whose body was shaped like a peni....


sorry, that was very old and bad :(
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