Author Topic: Big Mysteries of FF7 & More (Read 73256 times)

Xelane · « **Reply #25 on:** 2009-10-24 04:02:29 »

Lol he happens to be wherever tifa is.

"omg what are you doing here (i think its working!), yea i love your battlescarred look....extreme"

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #26 on:** 2009-10-24 05:32:12 »

Battlescarred indeed... ever seen a kinky, slutty-looking bartender traveling around the world without ever changing her clothes and beating up everything that gets in her way?

And why does Cloud still wear his SOLDIER uniform while opposing Shinra? As a runaway, wouldn't he be less noticeable in ordinary clothing? Vincent dresses strangely as well. If you saw a man in a dark red cape and long black hair wearing a golden clawed gauntlet, wouldn't it freak you out?

And what's up with the giant living stuffed toy and the talking canine creature following these people around? Seriously, for fugitives, they're not inconspicuous at all.

sl1982 · « **Reply #27 on:** 2009-10-24 05:38:04 »

Quote from: The Seer of Shadows on 2009-10-24 05:32:12

Battlescarred indeed... ever seen a kinky, slutty-looking bartender traveling around the world without ever changing her clothes and beating up everything that gets in her way?

And why does Cloud still wear his SOLDIER uniform while opposing Shinra? As a runaway, wouldn't he be less noticeable in ordinary clothing? Vincent dresses strangely as well. If you saw a man in a dark red cape and long black hair wearing a golden clawed gauntlet, wouldn't it freak you out?

And what's up with the giant living stuffed toy and the talking canine creature following these people around? Seriously, for fugitives, they're not inconspicuous at all.

I would like to know how Red XIII managed to get away with dressed up like a sailor

drfeelgud88 · « **Reply #28 on:** 2009-10-24 05:51:05 »

It's also funny in the Corel flashback (the first one that Barret mentions) the dog is chasing the cat. Then, the kid is chasing the dog and cat. And then the cat and dog are chasing the kid!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPC63tqNCp4
It starts at 8:53.

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #29 on:** 2009-10-24 07:06:45 »

I noticed that on my second playthrough

And you'd think that Heidegger's men would catch Red XIII going through, wouldn't you? I suppose the Shinra Executives' stupidity is contagious.

By the way, after you defeat Palmer, he gets hit by a truck. One would think that he dies, right? It would be a good, Darwinian, satisfying end

Yet he survives. He has dialogue while the rocket is taking off (the part of the game where you get a Huge Materia).

titeguy3 · « **Reply #30 on:** 2009-10-24 15:12:50 »

That's true! Palmer does have dialogue after he dies... he *does* die though, or get relinquished of his duties since towards the end of the game scarlet and heidegger mention that they're the only ones left in charge of shin-ra.

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #31 on:** 2009-10-24 15:26:41 »

The Revenge of Palmer! His ghost's voice is heard through a speaker inside the rocket saying "MWAHAHAA!!! I owe you own for killing me, so I'm going to launch the rocket and blow you all to hell!

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drfeelgud88 · « **Reply #32 on:** 2009-10-25 00:10:19 »

And then he adds "With lotsa sugar and honey! Oh and don't forget the lard!"

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #33 on:** 2009-10-25 02:09:52 »

Yeah, they made sure Palmer would be fat for a reason. He's just disgusting...

Yet he's fit enough to jump about four feet into the air from a sitting position while at a conference in the Shinra Building.

drfeelgud88 · « **Reply #34 on:** 2009-10-25 02:25:43 »

Lol. And somehow "thin" enough to be hidden from Sephiroth during the demise of President Shinra.

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #35 on:** 2009-10-25 02:29:47 »

Sephiroth would've let him live as a witness anyway, so that Cloud would know that it was indeed him who slaughtered all of the Shinra personnel and that he is still alive.

drfeelgud88 · « **Reply #36 on:** 2009-10-25 03:10:16 »

I also find it weird and odd that no one seems to be annoyed by Bugenhagen's "Ho Ho Hooooo!" line that he uses all the time!

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #37 on:** 2009-10-25 03:24:17 »

Someone ought to do a Christmas spoof using Loveless.

"Ho ho hooooo!! Merry Christmas!!! Cloud! You've been a BAD BOY this year!! You killed... *checks list* ... 3,426 people while power-leveling to get Fire3 in Midgar!! No presents for you this year! Ho ho hoooo!"

And let's see... Tifa gets boob reducers, Aerith gets life insurance (100,000 gil at the end of Disk 1), Red XIII gets a chew toy, Barret gets nothing 'cause he's a terrorist, Yuffie gets the Super Nova materia, Cait Sith gets a new litter box, and if you revisit Cosmo Canyon later on, Cid gets nicotine patches and Vincent gets a new Halloween costume.
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By the way... HOW did Rufus transport that enormous Sister Ray from Junon to Midgar? Did he hire Dio to carry it on his shoulders?

drfeelgud88 · « **Reply #38 on:** 2009-10-25 03:40:04 »

And just why did the Shinra needed HUGE material in the first visit to Gongaga? Yes, to build an ultimate weapon but why would they want that? They were already the leading organization at the time.

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #39 on:** 2009-10-25 03:55:00 »

Because Scarlet is excessively power-hungry for no reason. Like Kefka.

Landarma · « **Reply #40 on:** 2009-10-25 04:50:38 »

Quote from: The Seer of Shadows on 2009-10-25 03:24:17

By the way... HOW did Rufus transport that enormous Sister Ray from Junon to Midgar? Did he hire Dio to carry it on his shoulders?

Reminds me GarlandtheGreat's 'messing up FF7 with cheat codes' clips(especially like this or this).

sl1982 · « **Reply #41 on:** 2009-10-25 05:02:15 »

Quote from: Landarma on 2009-10-25 04:50:38

Quote from: The Seer of Shadows on 2009-10-25 03:24:17
By the way... HOW did Rufus transport that enormous Sister Ray from Junon to Midgar? Did he hire Dio to carry it on his shoulders?

Reminds me GarlandtheGreat's 'messing up FF7 with cheat codes' clips(especially like this or this).

Is there some way of getting that white chocobo in the game?

Landarma · « **Reply #42 on:** 2009-10-25 05:09:57 »

Quote from: sl1982 on 2009-10-25 05:02:15

Is there some way of getting that white chocobo in the game?

Normally, no. With cheat code, yes, but you may see this.

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #43 on:** 2009-10-25 06:58:12 »

Wow, I would love to walk around as Diamond Weapon on the world map

sl1982 · « **Reply #44 on:** 2009-10-25 07:06:22 »

Quote from: The Seer of Shadows on 2009-10-25 06:58:12

Wow, I would love to walk around as Diamond Weapon on the world map

If you are serious it is not really that hard to do

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #45 on:** 2009-10-25 07:56:06 »

Probably not, but I haven't got enough time to do a lot of modding atm. Real life and its demands...

These forums have become a place for procrastination for me.

What doesn't make sense is that Sephiroth is invulnerable in the Kalm flashback, yet Safer Sephiroth (his ultimate form in the game) will even take damage from Fire. Even after his famous scene of walking through the flames at Nibelheim unharmed.

I also find it quite unsettling that Sephiroth has absolutely no dialogue after Cloud discovers his true identity. He is absolutely speechless.

One more thing: That scene where Tifa and Scarlet get into a catfight on top of the the Sister Ray... comical as that was, why didn't Tifa just go LIMIT BREAK and blast her off the edge of the cannon?

gjoerulv · « **Reply #46 on:** 2009-10-25 13:33:20 »

Quote from: The Seer of Shadows on 2009-10-25 03:24:17

Someone ought to do a Christmas spoof using Loveless.

"Ho ho hooooo!! Merry Christmas!!! Cloud! You've been a BAD BOY this year!! You killed... *checks list* ... 3,426 people while power-leveling to get Fire3 in Midgar!! No presents for you this year! Ho ho hoooo!"

And let's see... Tifa gets boob reducers, Aerith gets life insurance (100,000 gil at the end of Disk 1), Red XIII gets a chew toy, Barret gets nothing 'cause he's a terrorist, Yuffie gets the Super Nova materia, Cait Sith gets a new litter box, and if you revisit Cosmo Canyon later on, Cid gets nicotine patches and Vincent gets a new Halloween costume.
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By the way... HOW did Rufus transport that enormous Sister Ray from Junon to Midgar? Did he hire Dio to carry it on his shoulders?

You made my day man! Aerith gets life insurance for christmas.

I would like getting that from santa myself lol.

And concerning the boat trip. Heidegger gets scolded because no one noticed Cloud, Sephiroth and the rest... HELLO! They were standing right outside the boat for 10 minutes after arriving at costa, chatting 'bout tans. Rufus and Heidegger conveniently enters the scene right after they leave too lol.
Later in the game you can transport the buggy across the continents without anyone noticing...

After digging up the sector 5 key, Cloud and the gang isn't exactly nice to the guy who lost it. Not only do they not return it, they let that poor fella hanging there, probably starving to death.

Concerning ff8 (a bit off topic, but this scene is seriously annoying me): When the SeeD team are on the "assassinate Edea" job at the end of disc 1, Quistis has just bean a bit mean towards Rinoa. After arriving at their location (where they're supposed to trap Edea), not only does Quistis regret being mean to Rinoa, she actually leaves her post to say how sorry she is. And the parade is just about to start. Not only that, Zell and Selphie decides to her... WTF? As far as they're concerned she's grounded; not going anywhere. Why not wait 'till the whole ordeal eventually finishes? And to top it all of, when they arrive at Rinoa's, and get locked in, they don't know how to get out... Windows anyone? The house is literately packed with windows. No,we can't smash any windows. Her father will be pissed.
And why would they need 3 man squad to pull a switch anyway? This scene makes no sense.

drfeelgud88 · « **Reply #47 on:** 2009-10-26 15:08:13 »

Another thing I'd like to add to the weird things is the animations for all 9 characters for the use of magic or enemy skills is funny.

titeguy3 · « **Reply #48 on:** 2009-10-26 21:08:17 »

Cloud grabs an imaginary ball, barret throws something straight up into the air, tifa pushes the air, sephiroth combs his fingers through his hair, vincent raises then lowers his arms, cid makes a spiral with his arm, nanaki just howls, Reeve points with his megaphone, and yuffie holds her shuriken up high.

What would YOU do if you could use magic?

drfeelgud88 · « **Reply #49 on:** 2009-10-26 21:15:37 »

POINT! LOL

Na. That would be too original.

You forgot Aeris (Aerith) btw.