You, my friend, are a raging necromancer.
(Yes, this does constitute thread necromancy.  This thread is only a month old, so normally, you would not get chastised for this.  However, this is your third necropost in a row.  In fact, all you've ever done on these forums is necropost.)
And now, it's time for a reaction image!
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Image macros are frowned upon here.