Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish (Read 159121 times)

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #375 on:** 2009-02-05 11:34:09 »

Granted, it was due in five days ago.

I wish I could be the physically strongest person on Earth, but not have the freaky bulging muscles everywhere that would be inevitable theroetically.

ChaosControl · « **Reply #376 on:** 2009-02-05 18:35:00 »

Quote from: Shadowseer on 2009-02-05 11:34:09

Granted, it was due in five days ago.

I wish I could be the physically strongest person on Earth, but not have the freaky bulging muscles everywhere that would be inevitable theroetically.

Granted but for you to get to that level you have to eat the brains of everyone alive, then there's no one to admire you.

I wish i could think of a wish.

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #377 on:** 2009-02-05 18:48:59 »

Granted, but since you have used up the wish that gets granted in wishing you could think of a wish, the wish you think up won't be granted.

I wish that all games were legally downloadable the way music is, benefiting the customer (because the prices will be lower), the developers (because people will be less likely to pirate games when they are cheaper), and the general gaming world, because old games will never need to go out of production and will be forever stored and available in digital format.

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #378 on:** 2009-02-07 13:29:15 »

Granted, but games are only downloadable from a certain site that makes you wait five minutes for your download, only allows you one download per day, ensures that your computer carries out the downloading process as slowly as possible, and causes the download to fail 80% of the time. Each failure counts as a full download as far as this site is concerned, so it'll charge you for them and won't let you try again until the next day.

I wish that from now on, I will not get any more "wrong number callers" on my phone.

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #379 on:** 2009-02-07 13:35:42 »

Granted. You don't get any "wrong number callers" from now on because you don't get any callers at all.

I wish that snow wouldn't make the ground wet and slippery.

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #380 on:** 2009-02-08 02:12:06 »

I'm guessing you fell down the other day?

Granted, but you no longer get any snow. It's either acid rain or hail.

I wish it would snow here (After moving to a tropical country, I really miss the snow...)

aljnx · « **Reply #381 on:** 2009-02-08 05:57:24 »

Granted, but your roof caves in and crushes you.

I wish that my boring weekend is over so I can talk to my friends in person.

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #382 on:** 2009-02-08 08:22:38 »

Granted, but then your friends become boring, so it hardly makes a difference.

I wish that my weekends actually felt like real weekends (i.e. not having anything to do during them).

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #383 on:** 2009-02-08 11:09:03 »

I haven't fallen yet, but I've had to walk quite awkwardly to avoid it.

Now you don't have to do anything at weekends. Or weekdays, because you've just been fired/kicked out of school or university.

I wish I had an en-suite bathroom.

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #384 on:** 2009-02-12 07:22:50 »

It looks like no one wants to corrupt your wish. I guess I'll do it, then.

Granted, but there won't be any water supplied to it. The sink doesn't work, the shower doesn't work, and the toilet doesn't work.

I wish that tornados wouldn't cause any damage. They can still move things, but the damage would be zero. Imagine waking up in the morning to find that your house has migrated a couple hundred miles.

Prince Lex · « **Reply #385 on:** 2009-02-12 11:17:53 »

Granted, but everything the tornado hits is thrown to the bottom of the ocean, so all the people die anyway ^_^

I wish I had a billion pounds (sterling)

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #386 on:** 2009-02-12 13:08:14 »

Granted, but tomorrow the UK becomes a communist state.

I wish that every mod I tried to make would work first time.

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #387 on:** 2009-02-12 21:41:28 »

Granted, but after your first time of trying them out, they mysteriously stop working.

I wish to be two meters tall.

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #388 on:** 2009-02-12 21:56:46 »

Fine, but you weigh 60kg and look really weird.

I wish that Sartre made sense.

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #389 on:** 2009-02-14 10:49:24 »

Granted, but because he starts to make more sense, he also begins to sound less sophisticated, and is no longer taken so seriously.

I wish for unsurpassed wisdom.

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #390 on:** 2009-02-14 12:29:48 »

Granted, your wisdom becomes unsurpassed because everyone else becomes stupid.

I wish I could divide by zero.

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #391 on:** 2009-02-15 10:30:25 »

Granted, but you cannot divide by any other number.

I wish it were possible to fight Sapphire Weapon in FF7 before it was shot down by the Mako cannon at Junon.

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #392 on:** 2009-02-15 10:34:33 »

Fine, but it has 10,000 HP and its biggest attacks do about 300 damage; it's a big disappointment.

I wish that what has been seen *could* be unseen.

JordieBo · « **Reply #393 on:** 2009-02-16 00:01:40 »

Granted. But you're a faggot and your breasts are on fire, also you lost the game.

I wish that my friend wasn't sleeping on me right now, regardless of how innocent he may look xD

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #394 on:** 2009-02-16 00:06:33 »

Granted. He's sleeping with you right now

I wish that this would happen in the UK.

JordieBo · « **Reply #395 on:** 2009-02-16 01:42:38 »

Quote from: Leighos Kudistos Megistos on 2009-02-16 00:06:33

Granted. He's sleeping with you right now

I wish that this would happen in the UK.

Granted. A day before this comes into power your computers grow a mind of their own and look up to Woolworths, they shut down forever. Someone buys the name and opens an internet shopping service. Your 'funny pictures' money is now only spendable on websites such as ebay.de and a french version of somerfield.com

I wish, I wish, I was a fish. On fire.

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #396 on:** 2009-02-16 09:44:43 »

Uh... sure, granted. If you wanna die by being transformed into a burning fish, then I guess that's all okay...

I wish that Earth would triple in size, solving the current overpopulation problem.

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #397 on:** 2009-02-16 17:24:14 »

OK, but since Earth is bigger, its gravity is much stronger too and just standing up is a struggle.

i wish that I were drunk now.

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #398 on:** 2009-02-17 09:22:22 »

Granted. As of "Yesterday at 18:24:14", you were drunk. But now it's over.

I wish I could view any moment in the past on my computer screen.

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #399 on:** 2009-02-17 13:24:08 »

Fine, but you get a feeling of utter helplessness watching Hitler being elected and not being able to do anything about it.

I wish that Sony memory sticks had a cost per gigabyte of storage nearer to that of HDDs.