I stretch across the Horizon - Time is everywhere Bind down the earth - Even the most indstructible things will decay after millions and billions of yearsYet I am uncatchable - Thats pretty self-explanatoryFor you, for him, for Gods as well - Same thingNo one has ever seen me - How could you 'see' time?No one has ever touched me - Same thingAnd yet, you struggle to escape my grasp - We all always want 'more time' or stay young, etcNo end, no beginning - At least none we can proveI am always and never at once - same thingFor I am watching over all things" - Time is pretty much relevant to absolutely everything
Oh Goody, to constuct a riddle or go find a good one...(time elapses) ok couldn't find a great so here is a mediocre one.You can take four letters out of this word, without changing its pronunciation. What is the word?HintWord is 5 letters long.Hint
I have one eyeThere's a hole in my headMy housemates are nutsMy neighbour is an arseholeMy best friend is a cuntWhat unfortunate thing am I?
Quote from: Kudistos Megistos on 2011-02-19 19:22:16I have one eyeThere's a hole in my headMy housemates are nutsMy neighbour is an arseholeMy best friend is a cuntWhat unfortunate thing am I?A very weird guy indeed. Name's "Leigh"
A penis??
Okay,so there's this lady at one of her family's funeral, there she meets this guy that she really likes, but due to the circumstances, she forgets to ask for his number, two days later, she murders her own sister, why?
A penis?
An onion.
What always runs, but never walks?