I have always errors with all the patches that usually include the editing of the .lgp files. I can't make the reunion patch to work, or the highres Cloud battle model (Which uses the model from the final battle). With the Reunion patch, for example, I always get the error message "missing file "Insert4LettersHere"."InsertExtensionHere"". Its usually .anm file (Or what was the name of the animation files?).
I have all the required tools and done everything just as I've been told in the examples. First I did just like they said in the readme of the Reunion patch, the, I saw the "The newbie's tutorial for the Reunion patch" thread, and even though I had done everything correctly the time I tried without the guide, this time I tried making everything exactly like they said in the guide. First making the copy, then open the char.lgp, unpack to char folder, apply the Reunion patch, pack the char folder into char.lgp with lgp tools, straight into the original char.lgp location (Field). When I tried to start a new game or load an existing one, it showed me black screen with the error message behind the game screen, or showed me the error screen of the file which was probably missing from the .lgp package. Almost everytime it changed he name of the file which was missing. When I checked through the char file, menu file and world file, even with the original unedited files, I could not locate these missing files. I don't know whether they're supposed to exists in the first place or is the game just making some own goddamn 'legend of the files'.
With the cloud battle model highres patch, which is a lgptools executable (Made with lgptools), it always gives the error "cant access line fg0400f894578435-yada" (Gives an assembly line code error or whatever it is), no matter how many times I do it and how many times I read the guide through.
I have both Windows2000Professional and Windows98SE installed on my computer. I use the Win98 to run ff7, because Win2k gives an error message in the first battle with the soldiers (The Win2k patch didn't help either, nor the chocobo patch or anything). I'm using legal version of the game, not some goddamn warez-ultimate-pwn-shit.
Lgptools is 1.6, I have "full" install, I've tried using the files that come after installing and the files that can be copied from the install cd (Which are supposed to be the same), I have the official FF7 1.2 patch, I have deleted both the char folder and the old char file from the folder after making the new .lgp file, and I've tried to re-install ff7 too many times. I have tried to install the patch after installing other patches and without patches too, and I've tried using both the original cd's and images, but I guess that wouldn't matter anyhow. All the files have been the correct size, that means a size that all others have had.
I want to enjoy a bucket full o' whoop ass too, goddamned!

EDIT:
Btw, is there a way to get any kind of sephiroth sword or similar (Other than the butterfly edge, or whatever it was). If not, then what use is it of to get the item from the goldsaucer race'n'shoot thingy. The "Perfect copy of the whatever-blade" or something like that. When I first got it, I thought I could get my own Sephiroth sword and took it to the lonely swordmaker that lives near goldsaucer in his own house. And is Ultimate sword really the best sword in the game, it can do 9999 damage but only with full health, and not counting the apocalypse which has 3x experience.[/Possible spoiler]