Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish (Read 159606 times)

TTK_86 · « **Reply #425 on:** 2009-05-15 04:53:30 »

Granted. You get all the viruses made for DX9, 10 and 11 too.

I wish i could go back in time and change all the mistakes i have ever made.

Aurenasek116 · « **Reply #426 on:** 2009-05-15 11:04:59 »

Offtopic: Psst, there are no viruses for DirectX, only for Windows

DirectX is graphic software that has nothing to do with viruses.

Granted. But you will lose the memory of going back in time and thus you won't know which mistakes to fix.

I wish World War 2 was still going on.

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #427 on:** 2009-05-15 11:39:15 »

Granted, but Hitler is winning and he's teamed up with Stalin.

I wish that Japanese only used the Roman alphabet.

Aurenasek116 · « **Reply #428 on:** 2009-05-15 23:08:05 »

Quote from: Leighos Kudistos Megistos on 2009-05-15 11:39:15

Granted, but Hitler is winning and he's teamed up with Stalin.

Haha, you didn't corrupt it at all. I'm proud German and I always honored Nazi Germany (And yes I do hate jews and niggers), I hate what's become of my country now :/
Now back onto wishes.

Granted, but it incorporates katakana, hiragana, romaji and kanji into it.

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #429 on:** 2009-05-16 02:49:37 »

Quote from: Aurenasek116 on 2009-05-15 23:08:05

Haha, you didn't corrupt it at all. I'm proud German and I always honored Nazi Germany (And yes I do hate jews and niggers), I hate what's become of my country now :/

I find that slightly worrying. I guess it still needs corrupting...

Granted, but while faced with the threat of defeat, a German scientist injects a newfound chemical into a fetus being carried by his wife in the hopes that his wife will consequentially give birth to a baby boy who'll grow up to be the strongest soldier ever, and hopefully win the war for the Germans. Hence the birth of the real-life Sephiroth, who will end the war, but with a meteor that obliterates the planet.

As cheesy as that was, that should suffice for successful wish-corruption.

I wish for all the world's security forces to be under my command.

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #430 on:** 2009-05-16 12:45:30 »

Granted, but tomorrow aliens invade and their technology is millennia ahead of ours.

I wish that makers of popular video game franchises would never dilute gameplay in poor attempts to chase after the mass market before inevitably failing because they have abandoned their fanbase and the market they are chasing is over-saturated.

CarnageHeart · « **Reply #431 on:** 2009-05-26 04:05:55 »

Quote from: Kudistos Megistos on 2009-05-16 12:45:30

Granted, but tomorrow aliens invade and their technology is millennia ahead of ours.

I wish that makers of popular video game franchises would never dilute gameplay in poor attempts to chase after the mass market before inevitably failing because they have abandoned their fanbase and the market they are chasing is over-saturated.

Granted, however games are now insanely over priced due to such a high demand.

I wish that I didn't have to go to jury duty tomorrow...

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #432 on:** 2009-05-27 07:50:37 »

OK, but it's because you are now the defendant instead of a juryman/woman, and the prosecution lawyer is Miles Edgeworth. Phoenix Wright is on holiday.

I wish for a second series of Lucky Star which is just as good as the first, somehow gets around the "they're all about to start college" problem, and features a greater role for Miyuki.

CarnageHeart · « **Reply #433 on:** 2009-05-29 16:15:47 »

Quote from: Kudistos Megistos on 2009-05-27 07:50:37

OK, but it's because you are now the defendant instead of a juryman/woman, and the prosecution lawyer is Miles Edgeworth. Phoenix Wright is on holiday.

OH NOES!

Chocobo · « **Reply #434 on:** 2009-07-01 01:44:37 »

Quote from: Kudistos Megistos on 2009-05-27 07:50:37

OK, but it's because you are now the defendant instead of a juryman/woman, and the prosecution lawyer is Miles Edgeworth. Phoenix Wright is on holiday.

I wish for a second series of Lucky Star which is just as good as the first, somehow gets around the "they're all about to start college" problem, and features a greater role for Miyuki.

Lucky Star!!!11
Wish granted, Lucky Star now an incredibly dumb sequel with weird new characters and is only 4 episodes long.

I wish thepiratebay.com would be closed down...

obesebear · « **Reply #435 on:** 2009-07-01 01:54:12 »

Quote from: Chocobo on 2009-07-01 01:44:37

I wish thepiratebay.com would be closed down...

Granted. Thank God thepiratebay.org is still up and running.

I wish I could decide on a house to buy

Xelane · « **Reply #436 on:** 2009-07-01 02:04:00 »

Granted, but the house you buy (for whatever reason) collapses within 30 seconds after you pay for it and is not refunded

I wish good at modding

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #437 on:** 2009-07-01 02:47:20 »

Granted, but despite your modding expertise, Hojo is still giving you problems

I wish for a banana to slice up and put on my cereal as a healthy supplement for this morning's breakfast.

Chocobo · « **Reply #438 on:** 2009-07-01 04:28:20 »

Granted, you receive a rotten banana.

I wish your mom was thinner. She can't even fit through the double doors.

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #439 on:** 2009-07-01 05:05:33 »

You wish my mother was thinner? Why?

Okay, granted, but she also develops osteoporosis.

I wish for a thunderstorm tonight. Around 10PM.

Sightless_Seer · « **Reply #440 on:** 2009-07-01 05:09:48 »

Granted.
But it hits your power cables, and you get a black out for the night.
No more video games. O.O

I wish this forum wasn't so lawless...
*sighs*

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #441 on:** 2009-07-01 05:11:53 »

Granted, but they (the moderators) become so strict that you get banned for a single spelling or grammar error.

I wish something new and exciting would happen everyday.

guitar_dudester91 · « **Reply #442 on:** 2009-07-01 05:13:48 »

Granted. You become a legend because of all of the everyday adventures you've been on.

I wish it was payday.

Sightless_Seer · « **Reply #443 on:** 2009-07-01 05:14:45 »

Granted.
But, you have to pay taxes, so you don't have enough money for food. O.O
Sorry couldn't think of anything.
haha.

I wish for a nice hamburger, right about now.

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #444 on:** 2009-07-01 06:15:17 »

Granted. The hamburger is so nice to you that you become best friends. All of your other friends see you hanging out with your burger and think that you are some sort of freak.

I wish I could instinctively tell truth apart from lies.

Sightless_Seer · « **Reply #445 on:** 2009-07-01 06:19:51 »

Granted. But, you realize, every single person is a liar. You get depressed, and live a life of anguish.

I wish i could EAT a hamburger.

Xelane · « **Reply #446 on:** 2009-07-01 06:57:43 »

Granted. You physicaly CAN eat a burger now, but sadly you didn't wish for one.

I wish i had a turtle's shell to protect me from bad stuff....so i can hidesors inside it when ppl yell at me for having a turtle shell.

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #447 on:** 2009-07-01 10:16:37 »

Granted, but being sheltered in the shell makes you soft and weak because you never have to fend for yourself. After a while you will never be able to leave the shell and live in the real world. It keeps the bad things away, but it keeps the good things away as well.

I wish that memes would never grow old.

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #448 on:** 2009-07-01 10:20:09 »

Granted.

This guy is now immortal, and he isn't happy about it. Feeling guilty now?

I wish I was immortal...

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #449 on:** 2009-07-01 10:24:11 »

OK, but you're not invulnerable; you get a horrible disease and live for eternity in agony, never able to end the pain.

I wish I didn't procrastinate.

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