Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish (Read 179580 times)

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #325 on:** 2009-01-22 17:30:08 »

Granted, but it's from a fruit you hate.

I wish to get top marks in all my exams without studying.

ChaosControl · « **Reply #326 on:** 2009-01-23 16:58:30 »

Quote from: Leighos Kudistos Megistos on 2009-01-22 17:30:08

Granted, but it's from a fruit you hate.

I wish to get top marks in all my exams without studying.

(I like all fruits! shouldve made it veggy juice

)

Granted but the building burned down including the paper-exams. (no digital backups)

I wish I had more time on my hands

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #327 on:** 2009-01-23 17:01:24 »

Granted, your hands age by 20 years.

I wish for some delicious cake.

ChaosControl · « **Reply #328 on:** 2009-01-25 00:14:44 »

Quote from: Leighos Kudistos Megistos on 2009-01-23 17:01:24

Granted, your hands age by 20 years.

I wish for some delicious cake.

Hilarious! XD

Granted but it WONT have the cherry on top.

I wish for something good to wish for.

L. Spiro · « **Reply #329 on:** 2009-01-25 00:18:16 »

Granted. Many good things for which to wish suddenly appear, but you have already used your only wish and are unable to wish for them.

I wish to get the job for which I am applying now.

L. Spiro

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #330 on:** 2009-01-25 01:39:59 »

Granted, but they realize that they made a mistake the next day and promptly fire you

I wish I had the power to control the weather! I'll have columns of rain descend upon the people I dislike everytime they go outside!

ChaosControl · « **Reply #331 on:** 2009-01-25 12:11:47 »

Quote from: Shadowseer on 2009-01-25 01:39:59

Granted, but they realize that they made a mistake the next day and promptly fire you

I wish I had the power to control the weather! I'll have columns of rain descend upon the people I dislike everytime they go outside!

Granted but everyone is equiped with umbrellas.

I wish for some new cd's

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #332 on:** 2009-01-25 12:30:26 »

Granted, you shall receive new copies of CDs that you already have.

I wish everyone ignored me, no matter what. The good thing about this is that I could do any evil or horrible thing I wanted, but punishment for my deeds wouldn't even occur to other people, since as far as they are concerned, I don't exist (an unusual wish, I know).

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #333 on:** 2009-01-25 12:42:02 »

I saw a post after ChaosControl's, but I ignored it

Quote from: ChaosControl on 2009-01-25 12:11:47

Quote from: Shadowseer on 2009-01-25 01:39:59
Granted, but they realize that they made a mistake the next day and promptly fire you

I wish I had the power to control the weather! I'll have columns of rain descend upon the people I dislike everytime they go outside!
Granted but everyone is equiped with umbrellas.

I wish for some new cd's

Granted, but they are all Cher's Greatest Hits.

I wish that girls realised how sexy geeks are.

ChaosControl · « **Reply #334 on:** 2009-01-25 20:54:20 »

Cher.... awesome *puke*

Granted but all geeks turn gay. (except for me

)

I wish for my diarrea to stop (seriously!)

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #335 on:** 2009-01-25 22:07:18 »

Granted, but you suffer from constipation for the rest of your life.

I wish I could speak Japanese.

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #336 on:** 2009-01-26 01:15:11 »

Quote from: Leighos Kudistos Megistos on 2009-01-25 12:42:02

I saw a post after ChaosControl's, but I ignored it

Should've seen that coming.

I'll grant your wish, but you can only speak it. The characters will still make absolutely no sense to you.

I wish to be saved from the geek-turning-gay event (nothing against gays, I'd just prefer not to be one).

ChaosControl · « **Reply #337 on:** 2009-01-26 12:31:41 »

Granted but every hot girl/women will be a lesbian.

I wish for some neat games for my Omnia.

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #338 on:** 2009-01-27 09:55:13 »

Granted, you now have two neat games for your Omnia, but those are now the only games you have for any system.

I wish for a next-gen FF7 remake that isn't a travesty and is released for the PC.

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #339 on:** 2009-01-27 10:24:51 »

Granted, but the way it works will be so complex that we won't be able to figure out how to hack it

No more playing with Seph in da party.

Speaking of Seph, I wish he weren't voiced by Lance Bass in KH.

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #340 on:** 2009-01-27 11:01:34 »

I always wanted him to be voiced by Simon Templeman (aka Kain from Blood Omen). But this is corrupt-a-wish, so he's now done by the bloke who voiced Tidus in FFX.

I wish that I were as witty and sophisticated when drunk as I think I am when I'm in that state.

ChaosControl · « **Reply #341 on:** 2009-01-27 19:09:03 »

Quote from: Leighos Kudistos Megistos on 2009-01-27 11:01:34

I always wanted him to be voiced by Simon Templeman (aka Kain from Blood Omen). But this is corrupt-a-wish, so he's now done by the bloke who voiced Tidus in FFX.

I wish that I were as witty and sophisticated when drunk as I think I am when I'm in that state.

Granted but when really drunk you'll be dumber then a retarted cockroach, did i mention you also where an alcoholic?

I wish for McHammer to make a bigass comeback, comming in with this line "Stop, hammertime!"

hay · « **Reply #342 on:** 2009-01-28 18:25:56 »

Granted, but he's old now and forgot to put on his denture, it sounds more like: "Ftop, Hammewtime!"

I wish that next person's wish will be corrupted.

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #343 on:** 2009-01-28 18:53:08 »

Granted, but that wish is for you to be happy.

I wish for hay to be happy

ChaosControl · « **Reply #344 on:** 2009-01-29 01:02:02 »

Granted but got corrupted by Hay's own wish.

~Intermezzo~
Mchammer: "Ftop, Hammewti..."
Me: "STFU old guy, leave the topic, your wish is OVER."
~Intermezzo~

I wish I wouldn't smoke weed on workdays sometimes.

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #345 on:** 2009-01-29 01:11:52 »

Granted, once a year you don't smoke weed on a workday. The rest of the year you smoke it every 6 hours.

I wish that FF13's gameplay will be as good as its graphics

ChaosControl · « **Reply #346 on:** 2009-01-30 00:51:39 »

Thats cutting down for me man! /sarcasm

Granted but you're going to prison without consoles 'cus of walking naked in public.

I wish for my (maybe)new home to actually be my house already.

The Seer of Shadows · « **Reply #347 on:** 2009-01-30 02:31:16 »

Granted, when you wake up tomorrow morning, you'll find yourself inside your new home. But the couple currently owning it haven't bought their new house yet, so you get to share ownership. They'll be very confused when they see you there, and you're gonna have to go through a lot of legal work to prove that you're not a robber who foolishly fell asleep on the job.

Kinda sounds like something you'd see in a really bad, low-budget movie.

I wish I had voodoo dolls of everyone!!

ChaosControl · « **Reply #348 on:** 2009-01-30 17:24:16 »

lol granted but you'll be the only one left alive thus "everyone"!

I wish for more free-time

Kudistos Megistos · « **Reply #349 on:** 2009-01-30 17:37:12 »

Granted, you've just been fired.

I wish for 1GB p/s download speeds.